April 14, 2003 - House of 1,000 Corpses

assorted writes

Thank god i don't have to write movie synopsis or reviews for a living. Taking something you love and making money off it through someone else's vision is always a fast road to becoming a giant asshole. Unless you are one already.

So here's the synopsis for House of 1,000 corpses by some dickhead that sits in an office and used to like movies: READ MORE